The birds were insane/ The birds did fly

Here are two songs by Beck Hanson which convey his troubles with womens. As performed by Pat and Dance.

Girl Dreams download'er

Huishole download 'im

MoA (Bonus Track)

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Telephone, Telephone

This could have gone on forever. Good that it doesnt. Garageband is fun-times

A walk in the park

The no-soju boogie

I was recently talked into playing a bit of mando at a Chinese dinner party.  I played 'Never Again' by Trampled by Turtles, but changed the lyrics into clumsy Korean on the spot.  Basically it translated to 'Me hates soju, me yesterday many soju drink, me today many vomits...'

Baaaaaaaaa... aaaa

Eggplantation

The rainbow connection

A Baby For Pree by Neutral Milk Hotel

http://www.youtube.com/user/JohnnyResolute

Shrike your dead balls (a ballad) - redance

Dance snuck this in as a comment - it deserves a post.  Actually, it deserves hordes (and horses) of rabid followers.
I'm working on a Cher-esque song titled "Bel-i-e-v-e".  Expect it soon.  Fear it.

http://www.opendrive.com/files/28044976_kk07r/merciless.mp3

IN MY BUM (a Korean-juma-frizzbop-lipsync-mageddon)

Oh dear John

http://www.opendrive.com/files/26123995_SYO74_910a/John.mp3

Shrike your dead balls (a ballad)

I'm gonna rip up yo ass on these merciless thorns.

(sung to the theme tune for the TV show 'Bonanza')

Dun-dun-nun-nun-du-du-dun-dun-nun-nun-Mer-ci-less!
Dun-dun-nun-nun-du-du-dun-dun-nun-nun-SHRIKES!

Lionel Ughs

MP3: Lionel Ughs